Divas and Scoundrels: GL Trading

ABOUT ME

Liz E. started watching the soaps while recovering from being hit by a car on the way to buy candy. She knew she was hooked the moment she saw Faux Bo (who was really Patrick Saunders with a face transplant) perform an emergency tracheotomy on a choking Viki Buchanan using a butter knife. That was only the beginning of her varied education. Thanks to daytime television she has learned how to smack tramps like Alexandra Spaulding, write campy love scenes like Felicia Gallant and hide her liquor like Nikki Newman.

Her likes include daytime divas with coiffed hair and sequined dresses, Betty White, red velvet vegan cupcakes, hair band anthems and trapper keepers. Her dislikes include shoulder pads, Justin Bieber’s new haircut, the Von Trapp family, sauerkraut and the color puce. She thinks referring to herself in the third person is pretentious but hysterical.

You can contact her by shooting an email here. But please no nudes. She has enough.